Walk right over to my breakfast table.

EPIC Win.

Filed as news, because it's an April Fool's, not a real product.

Guns + Bacon = Awesome

Philippe Baton vs Iron Chef Sakai

I could get behind this running mate.

"To make it not taste like shit."

What happens in Vegas...

"Guess who I saw your Ex with"...

We have only one question.

The Lord works in mysterious bacon-y ways.

This cake is NOT a lie.

The great one returns!

Would you go a month on just bacon, beer, and water?

Even if it is turkey bacon.

Mr Tofu is not involved.

Bacon + Space Travel

No, that's NOT what bacon is made of. Really.

“If you have a problem with either of these things, then I have a problem with you…”

We always seem to do recipes on Monday.

Has nothing to do with alcoholic spirits or monastic orders.

How do they taste?

Genetically engineered pigs are one step closer

They promise to test your limits of self-control.

We have secretly replaced these diner's bacon with smoked halal turkey.

Delicious savory flavor that adds a great taste to your popcorn

I am sure there are multiple times in peoples lives where they say, “Wow I have seen everything”.

Hmm. I'm not sure about this.

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