Bacon Island

Could this be the home of the mythical fountain of youth?

Or the bacon tree? (No, zat was an 'am bush!)
The Taj Mahal of Bacon?

http://californiamaps.org/place.php?county=San+Joaquin&feature=Bacon+Island

Surely someone has been there, and returned to tell the tale? Or, is it just a heaven on Earth the no one ever willingly leaves?