The Holy Church of Bacon [alternatively THCoB, CoB] aims to promote consumption of, and unfaltering love for, the holiest of holy foods: Bacon.

We believe Bacon to be more worthy of nourishing the human body than any other food in existence. We abide by the Five Baconic Laws and live our lives in pursuit of the Bacony truth.

Sects and Orders

Various official Church orders, such as the Wild Hog Sect, will be more restrictive in their membership. Certain prerequisites may be necessary for your application to be accepted, and proof must be provided.

* Order of the Pig (strict Bacontarians)
* Wild Hog Sect
* Followers of Fatback
* The Consummate Slice
* Butcher Clan (smokes/cures their own Bacon)

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