When you injure yourself making bacon, heal yourself with bacon!

Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a cool bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Includes a small toy to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time The 3" x 1" Bacon Strips are cut to look like small slabs of bacon. Only $3.99 a box.

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