You can get married in bacon, get confirmed in bacon or go to the Oscars in bacon!

Who else but Archie McPhee, preferred supplier of rubber chickens, would bring you "Uncle Oinker's Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo"? Wait until Joan Rivers gets a whiff of you. Each Tuxedo is tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric in one of four different sizes. Best of all, it smells just like bacon sizzling in the pan. Dry clean only. $99

http://www.mcphee.com/resources/april/items/bacontux.html