For those heathens who have turned their back on (bac-on?) the one true food, but feel the guilt of their betrayal and want to assuage it with false gods, here's a review of a pitifully inadequate substitute until you fall off of (or get back on!) the wagon.

"It’s a rich, almost fatty taste that has an edge to it. They’re lower in fat and higher in protein than meat varieties, which is also good news. ... At the moment I wouldn’t be without them. I eat a strip a day with my breakfast, and enjoy it. And though I suspect very few meat eaters will be rushing out to buy them, if you are vegetarian and used to be a bacon fan, these might be the thing for you."

http://www.ciao.co.uk/Morning_Star_Streaky_Strips_Vegetarian_Bacon__5346072