The Nasty Bits: Crisp Fried Pig's Ears

Wait, the title is The Nasty Bits?

That never bodes well.

2 pig's ears
1 onion, peeled and washed
2 carrots, chopped coarse
2 stems of celery, chopped
1 cup dry white wine or vermouth
A bouquet garni (thyme, parsley, marjoram, etc)
Salt to taste, about 1 teaspoon
1/4 cup cornstarch and flour, equal parts of
1 quart of oil, for frying

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